Card - You Know You’re Getting Older When…

Text: You Know You’re Getting Older When…
...everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after the night before. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. You can only burn the midnight oil 'til 9 o'clock. The twinkle in your eyes is the sun hitting your bi-focals. Your back goes out more often than you do. ...And another way to know you're getting older is...

Inside: ...cards like this start showing up on your birthday! Happy Birthday.

Size: 149(w) x 229(h)mm.